February 2012
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
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“There are more fish in the sea.” Yea well, I’m a blowfish surrounded by a bunch of minos.
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wiigstan:
commanderinqueef:
the only thing this website has taught me is how to be a bigger asshole and develop feelings for people you will never meet
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friend: i miss my boyfriend
me: so do i
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend:
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